Real Headlines in american papers.

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jane fonda to teens: USE HEAD TO AVOID TEEN PREGNANCY.

CHICK ACCUSES MALE COLLEGUES OF SEXISM.

BAPTIST STUDENTS APPROVE 54 MISSIONARY POSITIONS.

STUDENTS COOK AND SERVE GRANDPARENTS.

BONNIE BLOWS CLINTON. (hurricane bonnie and the town of clinton)

STUDENT EXCITED DAD GOT HEAD JOB.

POLICE: CRACK FOUND IN MAN'S BUTTOCKS! .
(i'll call ripley's)

TIGER WOODS PLAYS WITH OWN BALLS, SAYS NIKE.

CONDOM TRUCK TIPS, SPILLS LOAD. (ew!)

BIG JUGS, FINE WINE, NICE PARTY.