DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE.
BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS.
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE. (well he is german)
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT.
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE.
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE.
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGES.
BRITISH UNIONS FIND DWARFS IN SHORT SUPPLY.
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY SEVEN FOOT DOCTORS.
FOUR BATTERED IN CHIP SHOP.
GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT, MAKES HOLE IN ONE.
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER.
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED. (ouch!)
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
PANDA MATING FAILS- VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER.
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH.
TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER.
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:30 am
